I’m not positive what “leg-strength tests” entail, but I’m pretty sure it involves these three guys attempting to kick through six blocks of ice before Colt Brennan gives CP-26 3-1 on Ryan Plackemeier and further straightens Portis’ pockets (a la Mr. Miyagi) with the rook’s cash.

At least, I hope that’s what is involved because if our own Michael Phillips is to be believed, the strength test is one of only two requirements for making an NFL roster (the other being: “punting a football three times as far as you can”). Oh…and for the effort, you get a two year contract that rewards very little effort with very much money.

This only strengthens my resolve to have my future son kicking through ice blocks by age 4.